Can you see me? I'm here under the full moon. I'm about to turn into a Werewolf. AAOOOOOOO!! Yep, that's me.... becoming...a werewolf... in a blog. You know? Don't you think it would suck to be a werewolf, like you get the urges. Like you want to pee on everything, hump people's legs, bury things in the ground, and that's me BEFORE becoming a werewolf. What? I'm frisky! .... It's the puppy chow!
Anyway, what is up with Deviant Art, yeah you know Deviant Art, where you go to see near porn pictures of Video Game girls or Super Hero girls, or...werewolves... like me... aroooooo......
Anyway, Deviant Art, right, see in Deviant Art I think you're actually rewarded the dumber you are. YEAH! This is true, see, when you do something stupid like draw a girl with a giant ass, you get 500 views, when I make my webcomic about the emotional struggle of a man fighting against a world too big for him, it gets like... 2 people, and one of them's my mom, and she got lost, looking for werewolf pictures.
I meet a lot of cool people I must admit, but I'm a little disappointed a crazy guy didn't come out yet, you know with only one tooth left, wearing a hanna montanna t-shirt, didn't go "Hey, hey man, will you draw me some of dat expansion art...wit thems girls wit the big hooters"
And I'm like no I will not do that....dad! And with that, we end our DA blog tune in next time all 12 people who look at my blog, and we'll be talking about the scary Billy Mindy cartoon, and the sad adults who couldn't get enough.
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