Friday, October 17, 2008

Pirates are fun until they burn down your village

Hey hey guys!

Hey what's up everybody! I'm full of enthusiasm, no wait wait... nope that's rum, BUT it's rum that makes me enthusiastic! I'm kidding. I don't drink, and if I did drink, I don't think I'd drink a booze with a pirate on the bottle.

Let me tell you something about pirates, they aren't fun like Pirates of the Caribbean, in the past Pirates would come to your village steal all the money , thank god we don't have pirates anymore, we call them the IRS now, I'm kidding I'm kidding. (I'm not) No I am.

Anyway Pirates are known for 3 things, hanging around with parrots, grabbing booty, and wearing an eye patch... wait a minute maybe I AM A PIRATE! Did you ever want a parrot as a child just to teach it stupid things? I know I did, my fantasy was I would teach it "You suck" then people would come up to it and go "Hey little bird." and it would go "You suck, you suck." Aaaahhh. And so explains why I have no friends and a dead parrot, it's a joke, I have lots of friends. (hides parrot skeleton)

So today's comic was about Heikael making his base rise into the air. How do you think that goes over with girls? Like "You know baby, I can get up to my tower from the ground?" Yep nothing turns women on... like... giant furries talking about castles.

Until next time guys.
-Mike

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