CAUTION: This Blog makes NO sense. If you are serious and don't understand comedy, and don't want to laugh read Girly, I'M KIDDING! I'm KIDDING! So you've been warned. You too dogs dressed like nurses!
Okay people, are you ready? are you? No. No you're not ready. Nope. Sorry.
What if a talk with a deep voice, light some candles, play some soft music...?
Okay now you're ready because I just creeped you out! IT's HALLOWEEN!
Alright well it's not actually halloween yet but this is my first Halloween blog so like it.
I will start of this Blog with:
THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN
Back in the old days Halloween wasn't called Halloween. It was called Hello weeeeeee.
Halloween started when the witchcraft folks decided hey man, if we dress up like evil spirits and stuff maybe they'll be more down with us, they weren't; but somehow someone went to someone's house and said hey man I'm a ghost gimme some food so they gave him um a pumpkin for some reason, and the guy's like whoa this is awesome , so he hallowed it out and gave it some eyes and a mouth, put it on his head, lit it on fire and started riding around town with his horse. After a horrible tree-horse collision, due to his head catching fire, the medieval paramedics showered him with candy. And that's how halloween began!
MODERN HALLOWEEN
Halloween isn't like that anymore, now there's a whole array of slutty outfits that have nothing to do with ghost, and not just for the men! No No, plenty of dogs and cats like to be slutty too. That's right, I saw a dog in a doctor outfit humping a tree. WHAT? Don't be mad at me, the tree... made a pass at him. So anyway now it's a good excuse to dress as a superhero without getting arrested, and a little advice from me that will be sure to help you; wear more then the cape and a smile, put the mask on too, so you can tell your neighbors that's some else's ass not mine!
Happy Halloween everybody! :D
-Mike
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