HEY EVERYONE! WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! Sit down in front of your keyboard, go get yourself a refreshing beverage and... pour it down your pants. Go on, it feels NICEEEEEE. No don't do that, unless you're that lady that steals from my comic then have some coffee. What? Okay okay that's not nice. Use some milk in it, then pour it down your pants.
Anyway. Now that you're relaxed shut down half your brain, scribble something that makes no sense. Okay you're now a webcomic artist. I'm kidding, that's not fair, web comic artist aren't that smart.
So today I'm like what did I forget to do crazied orange kitty, and he's like I dunno Michael. And I'm like what's wrong with your eyes, and he says. I did what you said at the beginning of the blog and my drink had lots of ice.
Wow. Poor kitty. That's what you get for listening to artist. Does this blog have a point, wait wait, I forgot this is the internet, of course not.
Today I was like what am I gonna write about, then I realized what to write about. Um.... Hot pockets. Who thought man I'm going to make a high calorie food and market it to lazy gamers to make them fatter and angrier and soon they will take over the world, by rolling over the populous while ranting about Hordies.
I used to be that guy. The fat lazy gamer eating too many hot pockets then one day I woke up rolling down a street realizing that my brother only needed to push me and gravity did the rest. Okay that story's not true. Sorry slow pedestrians.
You ever wonder about those signs that are like "CAUTION SLOW CHILDREN"? I always expected some kids to be going by in slow motion like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dodging bullets like the matrix or Max Payne.
Man I wish I could shoot dodge. Then I could jump sideways shooting with two guns like in Max Payne. Like noooooooooo Blam blam blam blam. Take that hot pocket! Hot pocket boxes flying into the air but the bullets bounce off of them because they're so filled with fat they're like rubber.
Did you guys read Monday's comic. Monday's comic was about Heikael talking about how he was gonna kill Random. And right where it's about to get too serious I was like man, you know what? I'm just gonna say what I would normally say. I hate when comics get too full of themselves. And so there you have it.
Until next time everyone.
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That was some wacky and crazy shit lol, was that a case of SOC writing?
It's me Mike. What is SOC? But as long as you laughed. :D
SOC stands for Stream of Consciousness. A quick google search shows that that's a very hard conclusion to reach, first hit is "Society of Camera operators." I guess the definition wasn't easy enough to access, sorry. Yeah it was pretty funny and made me WTF several times.
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