IMPORTANT POST CONCERNING RANDOM MODE'S UPDATES

Dead Readers,



If you have been following Random Mode for the last year, or even recently in the last few months, you may be aware that we have been fixing older pages time to time. This is because we were unhappy with how a couple scenes had come out.

Now that Act I has just wrapped up we are going to take this time to make the adjustments we feel are needed. This may take a couple of months to do, but our goal is to complete this task before continuing on into Act II.

However, once we start Act II we WILL be updating THREE times a week, instead of two times, as we do now.Even though we may not be updating Random Mode's story progressively, we still plan on adding sketches, behind-the-scenes screenshots, and revamped pages that we completed every usual update day. So, to clarify, we will still be adding content, but it won't be Act II just yet.

At this time we also want to announce that we are working on more extra content to add to the site. This will be worked on during this time as well, hopefully to be ready by the time Act II begins. Act II will center around Random's past.


Pssst. Hey. Down here. :O It's me Michael!


Did you get all that? I know I didn't. :O Let me translate it into Michael-speak:


We want to make Random Mode the best comic it can be and right now, some pages like, really need to be redone because they totally make no sense or i.e. suck, or both. I'm looking at your Kayne Scene with Heikiel!

Now that Act 1 is done it's going to take awhile to whip Michael into shape, anyway when we fix everything we will be making Random Mode 3 TIMES a week! Yeah! THREE!

In the meantime, you will treated to some behind-the-scenes screenshots, sketches and pin ups, but not crap, it's all good stuff :D !!! Promise!

We will also be showing you some of the new ideas we're going to do with the site and some of the new features. There we go, I'm sure you understand now, right? :D But the Ray version sounded smarter didn't it? If you really love Random I know you'll understand. Thanks guys!

Love you all-

Mike

Deviant Art is weird, weird place

Can you see me? I'm here under the full moon. I'm about to turn into a Werewolf. AAOOOOOOO!! Yep, that's me.... becoming...a werewolf... in a blog. You know? Don't you think it would suck to be a werewolf, like you get the urges. Like you want to pee on everything, hump people's legs, bury things in the ground, and that's me BEFORE becoming a werewolf. What? I'm frisky! .... It's the puppy chow!

Anyway, what is up with Deviant Art, yeah you know Deviant Art, where you go to see near porn pictures of Video Game girls or Super Hero girls, or...werewolves... like me... aroooooo......
Anyway, Deviant Art, right, see in Deviant Art I think you're actually rewarded the dumber you are. YEAH! This is true, see, when you do something stupid like draw a girl with a giant ass, you get 500 views, when I make my webcomic about the emotional struggle of a man fighting against a world too big for him, it gets like... 2 people, and one of them's my mom, and she got lost, looking for werewolf pictures.

I meet a lot of cool people I must admit, but I'm a little disappointed a crazy guy didn't come out yet, you know with only one tooth left, wearing a hanna montanna t-shirt, didn't go "Hey, hey man, will you draw me some of dat expansion art...wit thems girls wit the big hooters"

And I'm like no I will not do that....dad! And with that, we end our DA blog tune in next time all 12 people who look at my blog, and we'll be talking about the scary Billy Mindy cartoon, and the sad adults who couldn't get enough.

HALLOWEEN: The Blog!

CAUTION: This Blog makes NO sense. If you are serious and don't understand comedy, and don't want to laugh read Girly, I'M KIDDING! I'm KIDDING! So you've been warned. You too dogs dressed like nurses!


Okay people, are you ready? are you? No. No you're not ready. Nope. Sorry.

What if a talk with a deep voice, light some candles, play some soft music...?

Okay now you're ready because I just creeped you out! IT's HALLOWEEN!
Alright well it's not actually halloween yet but this is my first Halloween blog so like it.

I will start of this Blog with:
THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN

Back in the old days Halloween wasn't called Halloween. It was called Hello weeeeeee.

Halloween started when the witchcraft folks decided hey man, if we dress up like evil spirits and stuff maybe they'll be more down with us, they weren't; but somehow someone went to someone's house and said hey man I'm a ghost gimme some food so they gave him um a pumpkin for some reason, and the guy's like whoa this is awesome , so he hallowed it out and gave it some eyes and a mouth, put it on his head, lit it on fire and started riding around town with his horse. After a horrible tree-horse collision, due to his head catching fire, the medieval paramedics showered him with candy. And that's how halloween began!

MODERN HALLOWEEN

Halloween isn't like that anymore, now there's a whole array of slutty outfits that have nothing to do with ghost, and not just for the men! No No, plenty of dogs and cats like to be slutty too. That's right, I saw a dog in a doctor outfit humping a tree. WHAT? Don't be mad at me, the tree... made a pass at him. So anyway now it's a good excuse to dress as a superhero without getting arrested, and a little advice from me that will be sure to help you; wear more then the cape and a smile, put the mask on too, so you can tell your neighbors that's some else's ass not mine!

Happy Halloween everybody! :D

-Mike

Crazied Orange Kitty

HEY EVERYONE! WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! Sit down in front of your keyboard, go get yourself a refreshing beverage and... pour it down your pants. Go on, it feels NICEEEEEE. No don't do that, unless you're that lady that steals from my comic then have some coffee. What? Okay okay that's not nice. Use some milk in it, then pour it down your pants.

Anyway. Now that you're relaxed shut down half your brain, scribble something that makes no sense. Okay you're now a webcomic artist. I'm kidding, that's not fair, web comic artist aren't that smart.

So today I'm like what did I forget to do crazied orange kitty, and he's like I dunno Michael. And I'm like what's wrong with your eyes, and he says. I did what you said at the beginning of the blog and my drink had lots of ice.

Wow. Poor kitty. That's what you get for listening to artist. Does this blog have a point, wait wait, I forgot this is the internet, of course not.

Today I was like what am I gonna write about, then I realized what to write about. Um.... Hot pockets. Who thought man I'm going to make a high calorie food and market it to lazy gamers to make them fatter and angrier and soon they will take over the world, by rolling over the populous while ranting about Hordies.

I used to be that guy. The fat lazy gamer eating too many hot pockets then one day I woke up rolling down a street realizing that my brother only needed to push me and gravity did the rest. Okay that story's not true. Sorry slow pedestrians.

You ever wonder about those signs that are like "CAUTION SLOW CHILDREN"? I always expected some kids to be going by in slow motion like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dodging bullets like the matrix or Max Payne.

Man I wish I could shoot dodge. Then I could jump sideways shooting with two guns like in Max Payne. Like noooooooooo Blam blam blam blam. Take that hot pocket! Hot pocket boxes flying into the air but the bullets bounce off of them because they're so filled with fat they're like rubber.

Did you guys read Monday's comic. Monday's comic was about Heikael talking about how he was gonna kill Random. And right where it's about to get too serious I was like man, you know what? I'm just gonna say what I would normally say. I hate when comics get too full of themselves. And so there you have it.

Until next time everyone.

Pirates are fun until they burn down your village

Hey hey guys!

Hey what's up everybody! I'm full of enthusiasm, no wait wait... nope that's rum, BUT it's rum that makes me enthusiastic! I'm kidding. I don't drink, and if I did drink, I don't think I'd drink a booze with a pirate on the bottle.

Let me tell you something about pirates, they aren't fun like Pirates of the Caribbean, in the past Pirates would come to your village steal all the money , thank god we don't have pirates anymore, we call them the IRS now, I'm kidding I'm kidding. (I'm not) No I am.

Anyway Pirates are known for 3 things, hanging around with parrots, grabbing booty, and wearing an eye patch... wait a minute maybe I AM A PIRATE! Did you ever want a parrot as a child just to teach it stupid things? I know I did, my fantasy was I would teach it "You suck" then people would come up to it and go "Hey little bird." and it would go "You suck, you suck." Aaaahhh. And so explains why I have no friends and a dead parrot, it's a joke, I have lots of friends. (hides parrot skeleton)

So today's comic was about Heikael making his base rise into the air. How do you think that goes over with girls? Like "You know baby, I can get up to my tower from the ground?" Yep nothing turns women on... like... giant furries talking about castles.

Until next time guys.
-Mike

Hey Everyone! Welcome to Mike's Blog :D

Hey everyone!

Well here's the surprise I was talking about this week. That's right I got a BLOG. You know what that makes me think of? When people in World of Warcraft get all mad at each other and they go to their blogs and make fun of each other. Like go to my link and watch me make fun of you!

I always wondered, wait, why did they do that? And wait, who went there?! Anyway here we are, and why are we here Michael? Well I'll tell you why we're here, no really, I will calm down, okay... no I won't. I'm kidding, well the reason why I made this was, I was not able to communicate the way I wanted to with my fans, I mean, I would think of funny stuff and I didn't have space to put it, OR in other words I was too lazy (stupid) too figure out how to update my own HTML and do that news thing on the bottom, this is both easier and faster, although I am still pretty stupid.

So now I will make (aka Ray will ) a little button for the website that links right to here so you dudes can come here and see what I had to say, during the week. I'll be posting funny (Not really funny) stories, my thoughts (pointless rants) , and stuff about the comic (you probably already knew) here in this blog, so, hey, look forward to chatting with you guys a little bit more and getting to know you all better.

-Mike :D